i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
I CAN TBREATHE WTF IS THIS I JUST FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER I DONT EVER REMEMBER MAKING It OMG
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
One day, I will make acquaintance with a beautiful creature similar to this little fella. His name will be Buffalo Bill Cody and he will be my best friend. It will be Buffalo Bill and Channy Oakley against the world.
y r white ppl obsessed with avocados
idk wat ur talking about.